DISQUS

Domain Maximus: Whatay goes to the UK - Part 1

  • longblackveil · 7 months ago
    *grin*
    1. my hand-her eye coordination
    2. "so what stupid man."
    3. Gelf News. Nod, nod. *sniff.
  • Shah · 7 months ago
    Bon Voyage!
  • litterateuse · 7 months ago
    //He was enraged and looked this close to invading Poland as is the way of his people when pissed.//

    I swear, I genuinely & very innocently misinterpreted that - especially in context of the preceding few lines.

    Have a good trip. (No, I don't mean fall nicely :P)

    gauri
  • DPhat · 7 months ago
    nodding in agreement about the Gulf News bit.

    Please give the low-down on marrying into Punjabi families :)

    Proud to be a mallu on a flight.
    My humble beginnings. ME:"I'll have the white wine please"
    Stewardess:"How old are you?"
    Me:"18 ( i was 16)"
    Stewardess:"all right. Just this one drink okay?"
    Me:"Yes Ma'am!"
    I had 3 wines in the plane and got 2 Red LAbel Mini's 'for free' ;)
  • K · 7 months ago
    The blokes up there also say 'Cheers' a lot...
  • lafemmereva · 7 months ago
    U must be thankful that the german did not get up to take a leak every 5 minutes. My co passenger absolutely had to go every 5 minutes :( and thankfully no kids on ur flight, no!!!! Just wait till you have a 5 year old sitting next to you saying"Uncle, do you what my highest score on Guitar Hero is?"
  • lafemmereva · 7 months ago
    be glad you didn't have a kid who asked you every five minutes - "Uncle do you know what my highest score on Guitar Hero is" . Even worse the Mother German taking a leak break every other 5!!Bladders and Pregnancy are strange bedfellows!
  • Deepti · 7 months ago
    Happy Birthday.. belated .. :) and just heard on BBC that the Queen is waiting for u at Buckingham :D say my hello to her too!!
  • roy · 7 months ago
    do tell us why to marry into a punjabi family...
  • silverine · 7 months ago
    "Anto, Johnny and their friend Anto Johnny" LOL!!
  • Brusekabiner · 7 months ago
    I love UK. The very best.
  • ??! · 7 months ago
    Sidin, two things -

    1) Brannagh just won the BAFTA for the Wallander role.
    2) Nobody says 'ciao' in the UK. That's Italy. It's all 'cheers, mate' and 'ta, luv' around here.
  • kalhua · 7 months ago
    Happy Budaaeeee and welcome back!
  • SR · 7 months ago
    Hey Sidin,

    you're back and how....! This is a vintage 'Whatay' post :-)) I have no clue how I missed out on your book announcement. Many hearty congrats & I was seriously hoping for an autographed copy - but looks like you've shifted base to Delhi !??

    And thanks to Kahlua above, I know that you turn a year older today. Wish you a splendid birthday :-)

    Eagerly awaiting Part II....
  • Nishchaya · 7 months ago
    Hey Sidin,
    This is my first comment on your blog, reached here through your mint connection where I am a regular follower of all your gyan that flows there :)

    Yup, your name seems different and so is your sense of humor.
    Great blog!!
  • Harsha · 7 months ago
    Wish you a very happy birthday! Hope you have an awesome. It will also mean awesome blogs!
  • mathew · 7 months ago
    I remember getting the 'preferential' seafood meal during the first time i travelled emirates..but removed it from skywards account after they served me fish for breakfast at 7 in the morning..;-D

    am surprised at the way the German treated you..normally at such extremem provocation they drop you off from air..hmm..maybe lufthansa next time..;-P
  • Karthik · 7 months ago
    Ahh man.... I love the UK... Don't bother visiting every single city... If you have been to one u have been to them all... London is a must... and If I may recommend, check out the Lake District.... a very beautiful place... Don't miss that...

    Have fun dude!!
  • outsider · 7 months ago
    Im surprised the german needed three invites to get pissed off. one way to rub it in, is to read that manutd mag screaming 99- nou camp- munchin munich, without the fear of invasion. U shd get a 2 seater, by the window, next time around.
  • Hari · 7 months ago
    Oh no.. Not another travelogue in parts :)

    The odds for a part II coming out anytime soon are dismal.. But then, I'm sure you're aware of that
  • mads · 7 months ago
    happr birthday, sid!
  • Shashi Kahpoor · 7 months ago
    As a matter of 'principle'...:)

    fabulous post as always!!!
  • Hari · 7 months ago
    Oh no.. Not another travelogue in parts :)

    Is a sequel anywhere around the corner
  • Billy · 7 months ago
    "mini-bottles of white wine from great wine producing nations such as Turkey and Paraguay:"

    Have always wondered about that.
  • engineerindisguise · 7 months ago
    ROFL..vintage Sidin ..a very happy B'day and have a nice trip!!
  • ZooZoo · 7 months ago
    Erm Sidin, what's an investment Wanker? :o