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Re: Come rhyme our nation to progress…

Ektz — Thu, 27 Jul 2006 00:18:50 -0000

Himesh reshmia one was the coolest! damn! love those all!

But himesh reshmia one still makes me laugh!:D

Re: Come rhyme our nation to progress…

Di — Thu, 13 Jul 2006 23:20:24 -0000

too gud... [applause..]

Re: Come rhyme our nation to progress…

chill — Thu, 06 Jul 2006 11:52:29 -0000

Hey Sidin
this one was great fun to read..this is my first comment on ur blog,.. its been a great reading - saving me during those endless days at work..

meanwhile, heres a desperately conjured up piece from me..

that ronaldo tries to dive in air

dive in air dive in air

that ronaldo tries to dive in air

and gets an oscar for his fall

Re: Come rhyme our nation to progress…

Aslan — Wed, 05 Jul 2006 03:32:55 -0000

XML Parse Error sir.. your feed does not load. So I dunno when you're upd8d which is baaad. France going strong. You must be happy. Viva Zizu.

Re: Come rhyme our nation to progress…

Sujay Sukumar — Tue, 27 Jun 2006 04:34:47 -0000

lovely!!!

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Dh@v@! — Mon, 26 Jun 2006 04:48:27 -0000

good one yar...
MiKa wali too good....

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dharmu — Thu, 22 Jun 2006 19:22:53 -0000

made my day!!! its a good collection,

cheers to all the contributors!!!

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Gulam Hasan — Thu, 22 Jun 2006 11:46:25 -0000

LMAO...awesome stuff man...
"Aaa Aaa Arjun" ROTFL

Re: Come rhyme our nation to progress…

Jaya — Wed, 21 Jun 2006 15:12:15 -0000

LOL...that was too much fun dude! Laughed till I cried.. Loved the one on himesh, and the one on the reservations!and Mika and chennai aunty were too hilarious as well! And since u were kind enuff to provide the rhyme references, I actually sang along as I read..and got the complete experience..Haha..(Sounds like Phoebe's songs in friends!!)u ROCK re.. made my day!

Re: Come rhyme our nation to progress…

Jaycee — Wed, 21 Jun 2006 07:41:05 -0000

u shud be put under study..
how on earth do u get these ideas..

hilarous

Re: Come rhyme our nation to progress…

Rose — Wed, 21 Jun 2006 05:49:58 -0000

ROFTL.. :DDD

Psssst.. (Jst b/w u and me).. I almost peed in my pants laughing..

;)

..Me

Re: Come rhyme our nation to progress…

Maya Cassis — Tue, 20 Jun 2006 23:19:10 -0000

hahah that was too good.have to teach them kids some new stuff from here.;)

Re: Come rhyme our nation to progress…

Sameera — Tue, 20 Jun 2006 06:03:55 -0000

sidin

lolllllll

awesome post

u got most of the current affairs all down to one post fulla nursery rhymes

wah wah

Re: Come rhyme our nation to progress…

mathew — Mon, 19 Jun 2006 02:26:37 -0000

nice one dude!!..maybe u can be a consultant for the MP govt!!

Re: Come rhyme our nation to progress…

mental baba — Sun, 18 Jun 2006 19:13:05 -0000

That was an amazing post.

How about this take on Solomon Grundy?

insert average_lok_sabha_mp

Extorted on a Monday,

Raped on Tuesday,

Assaulted on Wednesday,

Murdered on Thursday,

Rigged polls on Friday,

Elected on Saturday,

Buried the Lok Sabha on Sunday.

That was the end of

Indian Democracy.

The variable average_lok_sabha_mp may be assigned any one of the constants from the following set of elements:

{Pappu Yadav, Md Shahabuddin, Raja Babu, Shibu Soren....}

Re: Come rhyme our nation to progress…

Vikas.Y.V — Sun, 18 Jun 2006 17:41:26 -0000

Hilarious!! Mika Mika and Aa Aa Arjun was awesome!!
well, I cant think of a rhyme but I have a song..

Sambhar of 69

I had my first real six rupees,

stole it from my father's pants.

went to a madrasi hotel,

to eat the sambhar of 69.

Me and some kadke dost,

had it all and we caught bukhaar,

jimy puked, joey got ulcers,

and Bagga ne maari dakar.

Oh when I went back there now,

the food was as stale as ever,

and though it was 1999,

still the sambhar was being served over there,

that was the worst food of my life.

Therez no use in complaining,

when you got no other place to eat,

rushed in the evening to the doctors clinic, but he too was at the toilet seat, yeah

standing there waiting outside,

nurse told me I will wait forever,

oh and when I held my breath,

I knew that I had to use that loo there

That was the worst food of my life.

Back to the sambhar of 69.

Man I was getting killed,

I was full and restless,

I needed to unwind,

I guess nothing can wait forever - FOREVER... NO!!!!

And now the dhabas are changing,

new dishes have come and gone,

sometimes when I pass that old madrasi lane, I still smell it, I can't be wrong.

Standing in those unwashed clothes,

the waiters still call me in there,

oh the way my nostrils burn,

I know that it will be served forever,

what was the worst food of my life.

yeah it was the sambhar of 69,

the sambhar, the sambhar, the sambhar of 69

Re: Come rhyme our nation to progress…

shivangi — Sat, 17 Jun 2006 16:44:46 -0000

mika mika was real good...i had also recently written about this mika-rakhi story on my blog..
btw i am in ISB, disha rustogi's friend..got to know your blog from her...

have bee reading regularly..coool stuff !!

Re: Come rhyme our nation to progress…

rachana — Sat, 17 Jun 2006 05:59:41 -0000

"chubby chicks------" goes like this--
"casual dress and blue turban,

lost words so keeps mum.

An economist and humble man,

By default he is in political lane.

"-----" pet,who is that??

PM,PM, PM..

Re: Come rhyme our nation to progress…

IndianArchie — Sat, 17 Jun 2006 03:33:40 -0000

Oh and one more report on the same.

An excerpt:

The children will be asked to sing "sad," "blue," "pink," "black," "white," "happy," "hopping," and "bouncing" when describing the sheep to encourage the children to extend their vocabulary and use up energy.

IndianArchie

Musings that Amuse

Re: Come rhyme our nation to progress…

IndianArchie — Sat, 17 Jun 2006 03:31:57 -0000

By the way, did you know that even in England, 'Baa Baa Black Sheep' got into trouble with some politically correct types? They want the rhyme changed to 'Baa Baa Rainbow Sheep'.

More here.

IndianArchie

Musings that Amuse

Re: Come rhyme our nation to progress…

Arthur Quiller Couch — Sat, 17 Jun 2006 03:21:13 -0000

Two consecutive posts in two very different styles, both very good indeed. I salute you, sir.

But you really should have some castor oil on tap for readers like Aparna K. And maybe a few beers for Aslan.

Re: Come rhyme our nation to progress…

maya varghese — Sat, 17 Jun 2006 02:39:08 -0000

a LAMENT BY BOLLYWOOD'S BEST SELLING UPPER TORSO

baa baa black buck

oh i have been such a fool

yes saar! yes saar! cry three bags full

one for wriggling giggly Ash

one for Cruising on pavement dwellers

and one for shooting at our little buck who used to live down the lane

Re: Come rhyme our nation to progress…

PSR Chaitanya — Sat, 17 Jun 2006 02:25:08 -0000

Funky post. LOL.

Re: Come rhyme our nation to progress…

Riggs — Fri, 16 Jun 2006 17:05:07 -0000

'Rhyme Number 5: (Row row row)
Sing, sing, sing through your nose

And wear a stupid cap

All the autos play your stuff

But you mostly sound like crap'

The best of the lot. How long did it take you to come up with this stuff?

Laughed so hard, I got hungry again.

Re: Come rhyme our nation to progress…

Sandesh — Fri, 16 Jun 2006 15:14:02 -0000

Here's my contribution...

Arjun Arjun Super Star

Everyone wonders what you are

You raised reservation all so high

Puting meritocracy in the sty