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U hv made me hungry n thirsty
Well the food and beverages in a mallu christian wedding can surely give the Punjabi wedding a competition.
TC
Simply hilarious...!!Great going sidin..though i have a doubt,were u having a hangover when u wrote this?
Your punch-lines are immaculate - on both timing and tone!
Keep making us ROTFL dude.
-Venky
been laughing ever since
ROTFL
Too Good dude...no one can write like you...you r the besht!!
wanna invite you for my wedding, will see what you have to say about the long, i mean real L-o-n-g rituals.
Did the Himesh songs play ?
wat are u a wedding specialist???
loved the description...
hav never seen a punju wedding except for in movies...and good lord now u say it is actually lik dat!
i prefer mallu weddings...jaane kaise kab ...shaadi ho jaati hai...u can meet the couple..or just ask ur mom dad to meet em...
and den strait head to the food counters...i always eat so much dat i hav to miss out on payasam!!
mallu..Up and punju..wat next??
i'll wait
Deppnair
Much of the rest....we've seen in all Hindi movies, and really even we mallus know about the shoe-stealing part and dont need to be told ad nauseum
Balle balle
ur really are the best
loads of laughter this one..
u rock mallu boy..keep it up
when will blogger give actual words in word verification.kbgzcxy' wtf.
MALAYALIS
QUESTION SE . . .
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Name the wonly part of the werld where Malayalis don't werk hard?
Kerala.
Why is industrial productivity so low in Kerala?
Because 86% of the shift time is spent on lifting, folding and re-tying the
lungi.
Why did the Malayali buy an air-ticket?
To go to Thoobai, to meet his ungle in the Gelff.
Why do Malayali's go to the Gelff?
To yearn menney.
What did the Malayali do when the plane caught fire?
He zimbly jembd out of the vindow.
What is a Malayali management graduate called?
Yem Bee Yay.
What does a Malayali do when he goes to America?
He changes his name from Karunakaran to Kevin Curren.
What does a Malayali use to commute to office everyday?
An Oto.
Who is a Malayali's famous yeactor end yaectress?
Moghan lal, Mammooti, Geedha, Revadhi, Zilgsmidha end Ambiga.
Why is Kerala the most highly literate state in India?
Its easily giving Degree to get rid of the peapals from Kerala.
SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT: You should at least send this post to:
10 Malayalis and you will receive cokknut oil,
20 Malayalis and you will receive bennena chips,
40 Malayalis you will receive appams.
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the lungi factory with additional incentive of a whole month's supply of cokknut
oil and bennena chips free . . .
In UP the weddings are a bit less energetic on the Sangeet part, but you get to see (and hear) a lot of booming guns during the Barat. All the near and distant uncles take out their rusting dunalis or rifles and oil them for the whole day, so that they are fighting fit during the night of the wedding!
And then, as the Barat proceeds towards its destination, all these bravehearts take position, and start shooting away to glory. Mostly they are aiming towards the sky, but after a few shots of whisky/rum or whatever, they really don't care which way the direction of their dunali is! The Groom (much to my horrer) is perched up on a horse, right at the front of the procession, with stray bullets whistling away all around him. But ofcourse, he is not really bothered as he is too petrified sitting on the mare and wishing that the Bandwalas in front do not blow the trumpet so hard and so near to his stead!
loved the bit abt the waiters....how on earth did u come up with that????
these days champagne parties are also an important part of such weddings....status symbol of sorts....
wonder why u didnt get to go to one????
ur linkz goin to my 'see-asap' list..
Aaahsum!!
i have no verifiable sources for the above information...but the person who told me this, said it with great conviction....
I don't think she can sit quite so high on that list.